she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
I am a historian and this is how it happened.
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries
I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so